What a Lot of Cosmos can do for you

I will say that this is my attempt at impaired blogging, though I am sure it is not the last time. The girls have decided that men need to come with labels like clothes:

Such labels as:

Not colour fast, may bleed

Shrinkage may occur or has occurred...

Warning entanglements may occur, care for separately

Put through the ringer

Tumble until dry

Gentle cycle only, handle with care

Dry clean only - leave to the professionals

Waterproof - don't wash

Do not store under pressure

We are open to other discussions and suggestions