Tuesday, January 27, 2015

So if you haven't noticed, I'm busy...

I have a guilty pleasure love for Megan Trainor, mostly because like T-Swizzle she can write a hook. But this one while it's cute and perky it has the substance of a Kardashian novel.


Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me on a date
I deserve a bae
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

Okay, sure flowers aren't a bad thing, honestly I'd prefer them at other times in the year but go for it, as for groceries, well Brad and I currently split this and I like this - he even made, dare I say it, a better roast chicken than I make last night for dinner.

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and making apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can fader hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)

I like to cook and I make a damn good pie and for the record I don't think you're any better or worse a partner if you can or cannot cook/bake nor do I think it's limited to one person in the relationship.

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

DO NOT placate me. If I am in the throws of an existential crisis, listen to me, hold me and if I need help you cannot offer then help me get it, don't just say tut tut dear.

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Yes this is nice but I don't want to be told I'm beautiful just because you're horny

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

UGH, seriously, I can be wrong, I often am wrong, don't just roll over because you're horny and or you want me to shut up, seriously, I'm an adult, treat me like it.

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine

I can function on my own and PLEASE I do not want to spend more time with my family.

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, (babe)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Future husband, better love me right

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